I Best Wear My Best Snow Legs
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
The First Rule
Lately I've Been Concerned
About All The Teaching Goin' On
And Lack Of Lessons Learned
About How We Play With Fire
And Act Surprised Once We Get Burned
It Seems Easy To Get In Such A Whirlwind Of Worry
Trying To Manipulate Things In Hopes Of Re-Writing Our Life's Story
Destiny She Can Be A Spiteful Thing That's For Sure
But Executing That Gilded Rule Can Be The Simple Cure
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Feel It In Your Bones
Its that chill your get up your spine
when someone makes you feel their pain
The grittiness in their voice can make an angel cry
lord its like they crawl inside... its in my bones
that tingle on the back of your neck
lets me know they mean what they said
and they believe it too ..thats when its good to feel it in your bones
Its just like going to church and feeling the spirit
it engulfs you and it ignites something deep inside
lts impossible how to describe that sensation could make you feel
but these are all the reasons that music lets your bones know its real
The Concept Of The Soul
I can't touch it but I can feel it
It curls up when they try to steal it
It gets cut deep and love seals it
I wonder often if it can really exist
during times of questions and spiritual weakness
when bad things happen to those who's doesn't deserve it
when life gives a lesson but needs you to search it
does it come along once you've warranted that you've earned it
does it fade away once you've victimized and burned it
reasons in reasoning, believing can take a toll
what a unconceivable conception, the concept of the soul
It curls up when they try to steal it
It gets cut deep and love seals it
I wonder often if it can really exist
during times of questions and spiritual weakness
when bad things happen to those who's doesn't deserve it
when life gives a lesson but needs you to search it
does it come along once you've warranted that you've earned it
does it fade away once you've victimized and burned it
reasons in reasoning, believing can take a toll
what a unconceivable conception, the concept of the soul
Skullduggery
It was half past 9
When Mrs.Lewis commited her first crime
She had taught the second grade for the better part of her life
and realized it was about that time to blow this place
she was sick of grading papers
and being one of those an evil confiscaters
and thats when she had to modify her own behavior
so she took a big ol' book
pretty sure that principal knew he was cooked
when he saw that grin as she hit him repetitively
We all sat in our desks, really just damn impressed
that she could swing that unabridged dictionary
It seemed to crazy
that such a lovely lady
could turn to evil right in front of me
but when you get pushed enough
no matter how strong willed or tuff
you end up turnin' up you inner skulduggery
Billy was a straight up kid
always was the one that did the designated drivin'
He never got to mad,until someone mentioned his dad
and was the straw that broke his cool head
I could see he was steamin', and he started achievin'
that thirst for blood I'd never seen
But bill took a lead pipe
that fella ran fast as he could but still got wiped
he didn't stop till he saw realized the damn severity
but we all sat back in the grass, thankful it wasn't our ass
that said what he did to receive a metallic eulogy
It put me at unease
that such a good seed
could turn to evil right in front of me
but when you get pushed enough
no matter how strong willed or tuff
you end up turnin' up you inner skulduggery
When Mrs.Lewis commited her first crime
She had taught the second grade for the better part of her life
and realized it was about that time to blow this place
she was sick of grading papers
and being one of those an evil confiscaters
and thats when she had to modify her own behavior
so she took a big ol' book
pretty sure that principal knew he was cooked
when he saw that grin as she hit him repetitively
We all sat in our desks, really just damn impressed
that she could swing that unabridged dictionary
It seemed to crazy
that such a lovely lady
could turn to evil right in front of me
but when you get pushed enough
no matter how strong willed or tuff
you end up turnin' up you inner skulduggery
Billy was a straight up kid
always was the one that did the designated drivin'
He never got to mad,until someone mentioned his dad
and was the straw that broke his cool head
I could see he was steamin', and he started achievin'
that thirst for blood I'd never seen
But bill took a lead pipe
that fella ran fast as he could but still got wiped
he didn't stop till he saw realized the damn severity
but we all sat back in the grass, thankful it wasn't our ass
that said what he did to receive a metallic eulogy
It put me at unease
that such a good seed
could turn to evil right in front of me
but when you get pushed enough
no matter how strong willed or tuff
you end up turnin' up you inner skulduggery
Don't Mean To Smile
Ain't It jus a lil ' funny
the things people do
get all caught up in everyone else's business
while ten others are starin' too
Just My Luck
Just my luck that I see you
right as your walkin' away from me
It proves to me that some good things
well there just not meant to be
then a car hits a puddle and i get splashed
and i can't do anything but laugh
cause its just my luck that I fucked up
thats not fallin' on my head
And you dream of a breaktime that can fit right in between....
and its just my luck I cant dance
cuz I know thats what you like in a man
maybe i should take a chance
cuz what the harm in askin
then i trip and fall right on my face
cant do anything but hope my mind gets erased
but its just my luck yeah its just my luck
And sometimes it feels like that theres nuthin
thats not fallin' on my head
And you dream of a breaktime that can fit right in between....
These Aren't From Me
It was only a matter of time
until the punishment fit the crime
when the reasons stop having rhymes
It comes down to deserving it
when you analyze that you've earned it
figures its time, I best serve it
Hate that you gotta play a game to see
if what you thought was goin' on, was actuality
even though it feels good standing here, I agree
These shoes I know, that they don't belong to me
It comes down to deserving it
when you analyze that you've earned it
figures its time, I best serve it
Monday, December 14, 2009
The Exclamations Are For Emphasis
When It Leaves My Mouth
It Doesn't Always Mean I Mean It
And I Know How To Always Show You
To Make You Believe It
Its When I Trace Out The Letters Ever So Softly...
As I Run My Finger Down Your Bare Skin
That Spells Out Those 3 Words
And That Reassures My Conviction
But What Always Assures You
Is How I Always Make Sure It Ends
With My Use Of Emphasis
With An Excessive Use Of Exclamations
Dangerous
it don't take a map to show you where you've been..
its all over your face written in sin..
passed all the past depths of negative seas,
dancing beautifully in gardens full of thieves..
where water runs down through your bloodshot eyes..
drowns many who tried wading through a pool full of lies..
Its too sweet to taste and to the touch its too sharp
but most importantly this whole thing is too dangerous for hearts
Friday, November 27, 2009
Stan Lee
would you bring me a glass of milk honey?
i just started doodlin' on somethin i thinks money
It feels like this could be our cash cow
fuck captions on batman that say splat, boom, & pow
I'm creatin' heroes in real time w/ real cities
where you can identify w/ em' cuz the shits still shitty
Check out my first assignment this cat named Steve
he wear and American suit and throws a shield like you wouldn't believe
I got big plans for these comical lil books
I think they can mimic life and folks will really be hooked
I marvel at this big ol' world everyday
with every turn of every page, everything seems to turns in a new way
i just hope once its time to go to the clouds and kneel at gods knees
he'll say damn, yousa bad motherfucker Mr. Stan Lee
I can write about how discrimination shouldn't exist
in a way children will read and then practice in future events
show them in lovable ways
about a nice man that changed drastically with lil gamma rays
and how he struggles to fit in and battles himself
that sometimes angers hard to deal with and everyone needs help
That's just it I'll work hard on the stories we'll do it in Bulk
its an incredible victory to get to create such a Hulk
I see a bright future for these things we create in our laboratory
and how we delivery a positive message underneath the story
I marvel at this big ol' world everyday
with every turn of every page, everything seems to turns in a new way
i just hope once its time to go to the clouds and kneel at gods knees
he'll say damn, yousa bad motherfucker Mr. Stan Lee
Its something the world needs during time of war
a place to take your mind and imagine fantasy and more
People deal with real issues though and so shall i write
all my characters will have their own individualism past the villainous fights
like being born different can be special, not ever a sin
I'll create a group for instance with different special mutations... call them x-men
I don't know if it will truly work,a writer initiative is all hes got
the worst we can do is fail, so lets give it a shot
i believe in these drawings and amazing tales
even a spider biting a man with a twist might sale
I marvel at this big ol' world everyday
with every turn of every page, everything seems to turns in a new way
i just hope once its time to go up in the sky to meet up with the big savior
he'll say damn, yousa bad motherfucker Mr. Stan Lee ...Excelsior
i just started doodlin' on somethin i thinks money
It feels like this could be our cash cow
fuck captions on batman that say splat, boom, & pow
I'm creatin' heroes in real time w/ real cities
where you can identify w/ em' cuz the shits still shitty
Check out my first assignment this cat named Steve
he wear and American suit and throws a shield like you wouldn't believe
I got big plans for these comical lil books
I think they can mimic life and folks will really be hooked
I marvel at this big ol' world everyday
with every turn of every page, everything seems to turns in a new way
i just hope once its time to go to the clouds and kneel at gods knees
he'll say damn, yousa bad motherfucker Mr. Stan Lee
I can write about how discrimination shouldn't exist
in a way children will read and then practice in future events
show them in lovable ways
about a nice man that changed drastically with lil gamma rays
and how he struggles to fit in and battles himself
that sometimes angers hard to deal with and everyone needs help
That's just it I'll work hard on the stories we'll do it in Bulk
its an incredible victory to get to create such a Hulk
I see a bright future for these things we create in our laboratory
and how we delivery a positive message underneath the story
I marvel at this big ol' world everyday
with every turn of every page, everything seems to turns in a new way
i just hope once its time to go to the clouds and kneel at gods knees
he'll say damn, yousa bad motherfucker Mr. Stan Lee
Its something the world needs during time of war
a place to take your mind and imagine fantasy and more
People deal with real issues though and so shall i write
all my characters will have their own individualism past the villainous fights
like being born different can be special, not ever a sin
I'll create a group for instance with different special mutations... call them x-men
I don't know if it will truly work,a writer initiative is all hes got
the worst we can do is fail, so lets give it a shot
i believe in these drawings and amazing tales
even a spider biting a man with a twist might sale
I marvel at this big ol' world everyday
with every turn of every page, everything seems to turns in a new way
i just hope once its time to go up in the sky to meet up with the big savior
he'll say damn, yousa bad motherfucker Mr. Stan Lee ...Excelsior
Friday, November 20, 2009
Bone Breakin'
Early Wakin' Shakin' Achin' Bone Breakin' Sickness Bakin'
Earthquakin' Undertakin' Plot Stakin' Under Statin' Quick Brakin'
all for a few pieces of Turkey Bacon
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
The Headlights Ahead
staring straight down the lines
looking for vision from the right and left
The lights have burned out
as there no hope for upcoming traffic
the shakyness is enough to make you sick
Try It On
Hold it up one more time
are you sure it won't fit
looks about your size
maybe you can squeeze in it
before you throw away that point of view
won't you try it on
just try it on
Friday, November 13, 2009
One Time Man
I got my "I'm the wolf that your mother warned you about" hat
I got my "just in case shit happen" gat
and no matter if its sing sing or Singapore
I came to settle the score of a once broken man who wasn't sure
if he could handle all of life's troubles and tours
but who's back again for one more round to handle
the haters,the fakers,the critics, the cynics, the cowards,
the powers, the too many words in they're mouth doubters
and just get down
so I've been sittin' here on my porch swing
appreciatin' the day wonderin' what it all means
So if I'd die in this river, I'd die a happy man
I leave my spirit on the water and my footprints in the sand
cuz I'm a One Time Man (yes I am)
Just a One Time Man
So its time to go on a lil' trip
make sure you got ahold of all of your shit
I got my dog in the front seat ready to attack
he's always gonna avenge me
So if your riding with me you best hop in the back
dont talk no shit or you might get slapped
but my silver shiner's shinin'
and it feels so sweet
the thrill of bein' out here can't be beat
its not about who's right or wrong
or who wrote the psalm
its not about the quan
its the quality that'll set you free
so raise your glass one time and celebrate with me ...
so I've been sittin' here on my porch swing
appreciatin' the day wonderin' what it all means
So if I'd die in this river, I'd die a happy man
I leave my spirit on the water and my footprints in the sand
cuz I'm a One Time Man (yes I am)
Just a One Time Man
And I'm cool as a cucumber on a wheat bun
but it aint no good if ya can't have fun
thas why I got my purple pimp collar popped
so the ladies eyes have somethin' to follow in the dark
like I'm some predatorial, carnivorous, land shark
so I've been sittin' here on my porch swing
appreciatin' the day wonderin' what it all means
So if I'd die in this river, I'd die a happy man
I leave my spirit on the water and my footprints in the sand
cuz I'm a One Time Man (yes I am)
Just a One Time Man
I got my "just in case shit happen" gat
and no matter if its sing sing or Singapore
I came to settle the score of a once broken man who wasn't sure
if he could handle all of life's troubles and tours
but who's back again for one more round to handle
the haters,the fakers,the critics, the cynics, the cowards,
the powers, the too many words in they're mouth doubters
and just get down
so I've been sittin' here on my porch swing
appreciatin' the day wonderin' what it all means
So if I'd die in this river, I'd die a happy man
I leave my spirit on the water and my footprints in the sand
cuz I'm a One Time Man (yes I am)
Just a One Time Man
So its time to go on a lil' trip
make sure you got ahold of all of your shit
I got my dog in the front seat ready to attack
he's always gonna avenge me
So if your riding with me you best hop in the back
dont talk no shit or you might get slapped
but my silver shiner's shinin'
and it feels so sweet
the thrill of bein' out here can't be beat
its not about who's right or wrong
or who wrote the psalm
its not about the quan
its the quality that'll set you free
so raise your glass one time and celebrate with me ...
so I've been sittin' here on my porch swing
appreciatin' the day wonderin' what it all means
So if I'd die in this river, I'd die a happy man
I leave my spirit on the water and my footprints in the sand
cuz I'm a One Time Man (yes I am)
Just a One Time Man
And I'm cool as a cucumber on a wheat bun
but it aint no good if ya can't have fun
thas why I got my purple pimp collar popped
so the ladies eyes have somethin' to follow in the dark
like I'm some predatorial, carnivorous, land shark
so I've been sittin' here on my porch swing
appreciatin' the day wonderin' what it all means
So if I'd die in this river, I'd die a happy man
I leave my spirit on the water and my footprints in the sand
cuz I'm a One Time Man (yes I am)
Just a One Time Man
A Song Titled: As Long As You Laugh
Jumbo oatmeal pies and pocket buttholes
can keep you alive
rememberin the order of how to put them where, to keep it tight
u gotta light? strippers hate breadsticks right?
but like when you call them the prettiest thing in sight
I gotta 2 dollar bill but i think its past its expiration date
can i trade you for two injun sacagewea dollars or am i too late?
for petes sake i was cravin rape on my pancakes
its fruition by the foot and i'm knee deep in junior varsity soot
so we get to the mornin glory when even jamie lee curtis has a story about how arnie can be all he can be
when hunting Ted Nugent in the garden of gesemine
its all part of havin your own story
gotta go through some shit to see if its worthy
you do the math
in the end it dont fuckin matter
as long as you laugh
period blood spagetti is as good as confetti
as long as its for the one you want to want you
so give sketti a chance john lennon thats how yoko got her man
tmi... toocan sam?
perhaps a lil ATM will take you too the promised land
its likin nursing a pedophile back to health
its funny as long as your under the radar ..bein a comedy stealth
its halloween, be zombie patrck swayze its funny its okay to laugh
people die everyday that weren't in roadhouse and we don't give a crap
but soo sure i'd like to play in taylor swifts butt buffet but when i pull out i'll have some ketchup on my dog but absolutly noooo chilllaaay....
can keep you alive
rememberin the order of how to put them where, to keep it tight
u gotta light? strippers hate breadsticks right?
but like when you call them the prettiest thing in sight
I gotta 2 dollar bill but i think its past its expiration date
can i trade you for two injun sacagewea dollars or am i too late?
for petes sake i was cravin rape on my pancakes
its fruition by the foot and i'm knee deep in junior varsity soot
so we get to the mornin glory when even jamie lee curtis has a story about how arnie can be all he can be
when hunting Ted Nugent in the garden of gesemine
its all part of havin your own story
gotta go through some shit to see if its worthy
you do the math
in the end it dont fuckin matter
as long as you laugh
period blood spagetti is as good as confetti
as long as its for the one you want to want you
so give sketti a chance john lennon thats how yoko got her man
tmi... toocan sam?
perhaps a lil ATM will take you too the promised land
its likin nursing a pedophile back to health
its funny as long as your under the radar ..bein a comedy stealth
its halloween, be zombie patrck swayze its funny its okay to laugh
people die everyday that weren't in roadhouse and we don't give a crap
but soo sure i'd like to play in taylor swifts butt buffet but when i pull out i'll have some ketchup on my dog but absolutly noooo chilllaaay....
Thursday, November 12, 2009
In Search Of Aliens
In a West Virginian town
Lookin' out of a 600 million dollar telescope
I looked past the milky way and saw some blinking thing
that looked like a middle school model isotope
Surely it was an illusion, It had to be a mistake
Surely I was dreaming, maybe I was baked
but it was gettin bigger everytime I looked through that fogged up lens
I called the old town expert to tell him what I saw and he nearly shit his depends
ya see frank said he had scene it once in his life before,
it was right around 53' after he got back from the korean war
he had taken his ol' love maggie out to look out point
and they were up there neckin' and mag fired up a joint
He looked up and saw somethin' he never thought he'd see
it was a flyin object that he knew was not the militarys
everytime I'd blink I couldn't help but think
These aliens are comin' down to kill us all
but as it got closer my fears got lowered
thinkin about how cool they might just be
so he went and him got a big ol' sign
that said "welcome, come on down we'll treat you just fine"
and started hollerin' and raisin it on up
as maggie was singin songs in the yard and shakin her butt
and right as it came down and hovered over their heads
he said he was prayin they werent comin to make them dead
and all he knew to do was just threw up 2 peace signs
and thats when he tightly closed up his eyes
Thats when he heard a scream
and nothin was left of maggie cept' her ol' cool lot jeans
and at that point he swore
he'd never ignore them damn aliens that took his mag away
so he said lets get ready for war get on your rambo sword
we re blowin these mothers back to where they came
everytime I'd blink I couldn't help but think
These aliens are comin' down to kill us all
but as it got closer my fears got lowered
thinkin about how cool they might just be
so frank headed over with a truck full of ammo
he said tonight we ll be eatin us some dead alien gumbo
he sure had a crooked grin
when that ship came down hoverin'
right then that was about the time i wet myself
but frank stood steady and grabbed a grenade off the shelf
he tossed it up just as hard as he could
we started countin' to five and there ol' maggie stood
She said she had the time of her life
over the years she traveled galaxies and had became a martians wife
said although it was a blast
she said them aliens didn't satisfy her like ol' franks ass
and right then and there as their love started to resume
I heard a thud then came a big ol' boom ...
the ship was gone and so was they
but late at night i still catch myself say
everytime I'd blink I couldn't help but think
These aliens are comin' down to kill us all
but as it got closer my fears got lowered
thinkin about how cool they might just be
Don' t Talk With Your Mouth Full
It comes across strange
How people behave... once they fall in love
Breaking the chains
and accepting the change... is something that will always be tough
Burning up the past
to rise from the ash... is how to feel refreshed and revived
to mandatorily make yourself take
a moment to let your head shake... and appreciate being alive
when so much is overflowing off the plate
Its hard to pick the how to say
My mouths full up, words are all I can taste
but I hope this inability to articulate
doesn't make her question where the love lays
There is a waterfall of words
expressed through all these absurdities... ohh how weird it can seem
To find out who exactly it is
that lives underneath this skin... is something that finally feels achieved
so even before when it seemed right to resist
i know that being all in is worth the risk... and that this puzzle is complete
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