A Song Titled: As Long As You Laugh

Jumbo oatmeal pies and pocket buttholes
can keep you alive
rememberin the order of how to put them where, to keep it tight

u gotta light? strippers hate breadsticks right?
but like when you call them the prettiest thing in sight

I gotta 2 dollar bill but i think its past its expiration date
can i trade you for two injun sacagewea dollars or am i too late?
for petes sake i was cravin rape on my pancakes

its fruition by the foot and i'm knee deep in junior varsity soot
so we get to the mornin glory when even jamie lee curtis has a story about how arnie can be all he can be
when hunting Ted Nugent in the garden of gesemine


its all part of havin your own story
gotta go through some shit to see if its worthy
you do the math
in the end it dont fuckin matter
as long as you laugh


period blood spagetti is as good as confetti
as long as its for the one you want to want you
so give sketti a chance john lennon thats how yoko got her man
tmi... toocan sam?
perhaps a lil ATM will take you too the promised land

its likin nursing a pedophile back to health
its funny as long as your under the radar ..bein a comedy stealth

its halloween, be zombie patrck swayze its funny its okay to laugh
people die everyday that weren't in roadhouse and we don't give a crap

but soo sure i'd like to play in taylor swifts butt buffet but when i pull out i'll have some ketchup on my dog but absolutly noooo chilllaaay....