In Search Of Aliens

In a West Virginian town

Lookin' out of a 600 million dollar telescope

I looked past the milky way and saw some blinking thing

that looked like a middle school model isotope

Surely it was an illusion, It had to be a mistake

Surely I was dreaming, maybe I was baked

but it was gettin bigger everytime I looked through that fogged up lens

I called the old town expert to tell him what I saw and he nearly shit his depends

ya see frank said he had scene it once in his life before,

it was right around 53' after he got back from the korean war

he had taken his ol' love maggie out to look out point

and they were up there neckin' and mag fired up a joint

He looked up and saw somethin' he never thought he'd see

it was a flyin object that he knew was not the militarys

everytime I'd blink I couldn't help but think

These aliens are comin' down to kill us all

but as it got closer my fears got lowered

thinkin about how cool they might just be

so he went and him got a big ol' sign

that said "welcome, come on down we'll treat you just fine"

and started hollerin' and raisin it on up

as maggie was singin songs in the yard and shakin her butt

and right as it came down and hovered over their heads

he said he was prayin they werent comin to make them dead

and all he knew to do was just threw up 2 peace signs

and thats when he tightly closed up his eyes

Thats when he heard a scream

and nothin was left of maggie cept' her ol' cool lot jeans

and at that point he swore

he'd never ignore them damn aliens that took his mag away

so he said lets get ready for war get on your rambo sword

we re blowin these mothers back to where they came

everytime I'd blink I couldn't help but think

These aliens are comin' down to kill us all

but as it got closer my fears got lowered

thinkin about how cool they might just be

so frank headed over with a truck full of ammo

he said tonight we ll be eatin us some dead alien gumbo

he sure had a crooked grin

when that ship came down hoverin'

right then that was about the time i wet myself

but frank stood steady and grabbed a grenade off the shelf

he tossed it up just as hard as he could

we started countin' to five and there ol' maggie stood

She said she had the time of her life

over the years she traveled galaxies and had became a martians wife

said although it was a blast

she said them aliens didn't satisfy her like ol' franks ass

and right then and there as their love started to resume

I heard a thud then came a big ol' boom ...

the ship was gone and so was they

but late at night i still catch myself say

everytime I'd blink I couldn't help but think

These aliens are comin' down to kill us all

but as it got closer my fears got lowered

thinkin about how cool they might just be