Stan Lee

would you bring me a glass of milk honey?
i just started doodlin' on somethin i thinks money
It feels like this could be our cash cow
fuck captions on batman that say splat, boom, & pow
I'm creatin' heroes in real time w/ real cities
where you can identify w/ em' cuz the shits still shitty

Check out my first assignment this cat named Steve
he wear and American suit and throws a shield like you wouldn't believe
I got big plans for these comical lil books
I think they can mimic life and folks will really be hooked

I marvel at this big ol' world everyday
with every turn of every page, everything seems to turns in a new way
i just hope once its time to go to the clouds and kneel at gods knees
he'll say damn, yousa bad motherfucker Mr. Stan Lee

I can write about how discrimination shouldn't exist
in a way children will read and then practice in future events
show them in lovable ways
about a nice man that changed drastically with lil gamma rays
and how he struggles to fit in and battles himself
that sometimes angers hard to deal with and everyone needs help

That's just it I'll work hard on the stories we'll do it in Bulk
its an incredible victory to get to create such a Hulk
I see a bright future for these things we create in our laboratory
and how we delivery a positive message underneath the story

I marvel at this big ol' world everyday
with every turn of every page, everything seems to turns in a new way
i just hope once its time to go to the clouds and kneel at gods knees
he'll say damn, yousa bad motherfucker Mr. Stan Lee

Its something the world needs during time of war
a place to take your mind and imagine fantasy and more
People deal with real issues though and so shall i write
all my characters will have their own individualism past the villainous fights
like being born different can be special, not ever a sin
I'll create a group for instance with different special mutations... call them x-men

I don't know if it will truly work,a writer initiative is all hes got
the worst we can do is fail, so lets give it a shot
i believe in these drawings and amazing tales
even a spider biting a man with a twist might sale

I marvel at this big ol' world everyday
with every turn of every page, everything seems to turns in a new way
i just hope once its time to go up in the sky to meet up with the big savior
he'll say damn, yousa bad motherfucker Mr. Stan Lee ...Excelsior

Bone Breakin'

Early Wakin' Shakin' Achin' Bone Breakin' Sickness Bakin'

Earthquakin' Undertakin' Plot Stakin' Under Statin' Quick Brakin'

all for a few pieces of Turkey Bacon

The Headlights Ahead

staring straight down the lines

looking for vision from the right and left

The lights have burned out

as there no hope for upcoming traffic

the shakyness is enough to make you sick

Try It On

Hold it up one more time

are you sure it won't fit

looks about your size

maybe you can squeeze in it

before you throw away that point of view

won't you try it on

just try it on

One Time Man

I got my "I'm the wolf that your mother warned you about" hat
I got my "just in case shit happen" gat
and no matter if its sing sing or Singapore
I came to settle the score of a once broken man who wasn't sure
if he could handle all of life's troubles and tours
but who's back again for one more round to handle
the haters,the fakers,the critics, the cynics, the cowards,
the powers, the too many words in they're mouth doubters
and just get down

so I've been sittin' here on my porch swing
appreciatin' the day wonderin' what it all means

So if I'd die in this river, I'd die a happy man
I leave my spirit on the water and my footprints in the sand
cuz I'm a One Time Man (yes I am)
Just a One Time Man

So its time to go on a lil' trip
make sure you got ahold of all of your shit
I got my dog in the front seat ready to attack
he's always gonna avenge me
So if your riding with me you best hop in the back
dont talk no shit or you might get slapped
but my silver shiner's shinin'
and it feels so sweet
the thrill of bein' out here can't be beat
its not about who's right or wrong
or who wrote the psalm
its not about the quan
its the quality that'll set you free
so raise your glass one time and celebrate with me ...

so I've been sittin' here on my porch swing
appreciatin' the day wonderin' what it all means

So if I'd die in this river, I'd die a happy man
I leave my spirit on the water and my footprints in the sand
cuz I'm a One Time Man (yes I am)
Just a One Time Man

And I'm cool as a cucumber on a wheat bun
but it aint no good if ya can't have fun
thas why I got my purple pimp collar popped
so the ladies eyes have somethin' to follow in the dark
like I'm some predatorial, carnivorous, land shark

so I've been sittin' here on my porch swing
appreciatin' the day wonderin' what it all means

So if I'd die in this river, I'd die a happy man
I leave my spirit on the water and my footprints in the sand
cuz I'm a One Time Man (yes I am)
Just a One Time Man

A Song Titled: As Long As You Laugh

Jumbo oatmeal pies and pocket buttholes
can keep you alive
rememberin the order of how to put them where, to keep it tight

u gotta light? strippers hate breadsticks right?
but like when you call them the prettiest thing in sight

I gotta 2 dollar bill but i think its past its expiration date
can i trade you for two injun sacagewea dollars or am i too late?
for petes sake i was cravin rape on my pancakes

its fruition by the foot and i'm knee deep in junior varsity soot
so we get to the mornin glory when even jamie lee curtis has a story about how arnie can be all he can be
when hunting Ted Nugent in the garden of gesemine


its all part of havin your own story
gotta go through some shit to see if its worthy
you do the math
in the end it dont fuckin matter
as long as you laugh


period blood spagetti is as good as confetti
as long as its for the one you want to want you
so give sketti a chance john lennon thats how yoko got her man
tmi... toocan sam?
perhaps a lil ATM will take you too the promised land

its likin nursing a pedophile back to health
its funny as long as your under the radar ..bein a comedy stealth

its halloween, be zombie patrck swayze its funny its okay to laugh
people die everyday that weren't in roadhouse and we don't give a crap

but soo sure i'd like to play in taylor swifts butt buffet but when i pull out i'll have some ketchup on my dog but absolutly noooo chilllaaay....

In Search Of Aliens

In a West Virginian town

Lookin' out of a 600 million dollar telescope

I looked past the milky way and saw some blinking thing

that looked like a middle school model isotope

Surely it was an illusion, It had to be a mistake

Surely I was dreaming, maybe I was baked

but it was gettin bigger everytime I looked through that fogged up lens

I called the old town expert to tell him what I saw and he nearly shit his depends

ya see frank said he had scene it once in his life before,

it was right around 53' after he got back from the korean war

he had taken his ol' love maggie out to look out point

and they were up there neckin' and mag fired up a joint

He looked up and saw somethin' he never thought he'd see

it was a flyin object that he knew was not the militarys

everytime I'd blink I couldn't help but think

These aliens are comin' down to kill us all

but as it got closer my fears got lowered

thinkin about how cool they might just be

so he went and him got a big ol' sign

that said "welcome, come on down we'll treat you just fine"

and started hollerin' and raisin it on up

as maggie was singin songs in the yard and shakin her butt

and right as it came down and hovered over their heads

he said he was prayin they werent comin to make them dead

and all he knew to do was just threw up 2 peace signs

and thats when he tightly closed up his eyes

Thats when he heard a scream

and nothin was left of maggie cept' her ol' cool lot jeans

and at that point he swore

he'd never ignore them damn aliens that took his mag away

so he said lets get ready for war get on your rambo sword

we re blowin these mothers back to where they came

everytime I'd blink I couldn't help but think

These aliens are comin' down to kill us all

but as it got closer my fears got lowered

thinkin about how cool they might just be

so frank headed over with a truck full of ammo

he said tonight we ll be eatin us some dead alien gumbo

he sure had a crooked grin

when that ship came down hoverin'

right then that was about the time i wet myself

but frank stood steady and grabbed a grenade off the shelf

he tossed it up just as hard as he could

we started countin' to five and there ol' maggie stood

She said she had the time of her life

over the years she traveled galaxies and had became a martians wife

said although it was a blast

she said them aliens didn't satisfy her like ol' franks ass

and right then and there as their love started to resume

I heard a thud then came a big ol' boom ...

the ship was gone and so was they

but late at night i still catch myself say

everytime I'd blink I couldn't help but think

These aliens are comin' down to kill us all

but as it got closer my fears got lowered

thinkin about how cool they might just be

Don' t Talk With Your Mouth Full

It comes across strange

How people behave... once they fall in love

Breaking the chains

and accepting the change... is something that will always be tough

Burning up the past

to rise from the ash... is how to feel refreshed and revived

to mandatorily make yourself take

a moment to let your head shake... and appreciate being alive

when so much is overflowing off the plate

Its hard to pick the how to say

My mouths full up, words are all I can taste

but I hope this inability to articulate

doesn't make her question where the love lays

There is a waterfall of words

expressed through all these absurdities... ohh how weird it can seem

To find out who exactly it is

that lives underneath this skin... is something that finally feels achieved

so even before when it seemed right to resist

i know that being all in is worth the risk... and that this puzzle is complete